Ok, so...I debated for a while of I really wanted to post this or not, and finally decided that I would, but not on my main account. So here it is, my first fan fic. Gosh.

Kinda loose on the canon, some fan theories tossed in there. I tried. Golly.

If you've read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac you know what to expect in here, theres some gore, mentions of suicide and a little stupidity. You have been warned.

Its a JTHM fan fic for fucks sake, GOD what am I doing with my life.

Ok, enjoy, I guess.

Comments appreciated.